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Sammeh
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Sam @Sammeh

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Joined on 11/24/06

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poor snail

What about Mrs. Snail? She'll be widowed?

good for you punk :(

Snails are aesexual so there won't be a Mrs.Snail, so don't worry about that part :)

No, they do mate, TV told me so...

The other night my Mum and Dad were sitting outside at the top of the garden. I wanted to talk to them so I ran up in the almost pitch black and started talking to them. When I was just stepping back to walk to my house. I heard a crack. "Shit!" I thought "I killed a snail :(" and as I moved my foot to get off the poor thing I heard another crack. Overwhelmed with laughter at the cartoonic moment I felt horrible about it. I'd just killed TWO poor, innocent snails, who were on a date, within a good 10 seconds.

I felt shamefull alnight.

It was pretty funny though! :D

*walks into rake*

its a stupid fucking snail. get over it u panzy ther are pepole i want 2 kill.and if i could.. i would

Well, to be honest judging by your logic I should kill you too seeing as you have the brain of a retarded snail...

Besides, saying that you would kill people over the internet proves you wrong just by saying that. You wouldn't kill them, I doubt you'd touch them.

Good thing nobody puts salt in their shoes, or else snails would have double-deaths!

PS: BEEF!

OMG RIGHT?