It's not that it is hard, it just fucking sucks.

From today, the 22 of April 2009, I will be taking the Angryfaic challenge.

The idea is to include the angryfaic or ultra angryfaic in every post you make for a full year.

My challenge ends on the 22nd of April 2010.

Because my NG name was beginning to piss me off and was reminiscent of my Neopets account, I got my name changed.

Was Dsmano.

Now I am Sammeh.

From past experience, I have become ever so fond of writing. When I was 10, if ever I got the opportunity, I begin writing about fascinating lands with Steampunk settings and whatnot, although ripped off from video games and my Neopets days, I quite liked them, and my teachers were impressed. But I've learnt that the best stories are the ones you can relate to. And the storied that you best relate to are usually based on true stories, written by the person that it happened to.

I could do that, writing fantasy is getting boring, I want to write something that will make people say, "I know how you feel, I had the same thing a few months ago, blah blah blah" I want to write things that make people laugh AND cry.

The only problem is, I have no experience, so far, my life has been extremely boring. No epic episodes of jealousy and regret, no times that thrusted me in to an inescapable hell, and how I was left to my wits to get out. Nope, and in a way that is a good thing. But on the other hand, it gives me nothing to write about at all, and my life stays as monotonous as it always has been. Its probably my age, too young to get entangled in these deep situations, I guess it is for the best, I guess it shows I have a good life, I do and don't hope it stays that way.

HAH DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

I was going out to my garage to get something, when all of a sudden I heard a sharp cracking noise just as the garden light turned on. I saw the mangled corpse of a snail, its slimy body smeared across the pavements with shard of his shell sticking in it, I was his head moving around, squirming for air, I must have crushed his lungs. I felt extremely bad, watching this poor innocent creature, just minding his own business to die a slow and painful death. You could see he was in agony, I wanted to quickly end his pain and his life, but as pussy as it sounds I couldn't bring my self to do it. I felt so bad through out the day' i felt like a murderer. Sure, it was only a snail and there are billions of them, but its just the idea that I killed something. it didn't know what was going on at all, all it knew was the immense pain it was in. I just hope that snails can't feel anything.

I feel like a fag, I need to change my homepage before people start questioning my orientation. You know... as each year goes by I always think to myself, "What a fag" when i see what I have done in the past, this year is no different, i am sure I will look back on myself thinking about how much of an immature idiot I was.

Made from some abstract NG inspired stuff that I made, I just added me user name and resized it and kaboom, whaddya think? I don't really like the quality, does anyone know any ways of getting a better quality version???

I am making a Halloween flash.

It will be about a man who kills his wife and kid who after doing that hags himself.

The camera will be from his point of view, literally, it'll be like an fps kinda angle

I will display the horror through David Firth types surrealism, like the old Salad Fingers episodes and through typical horror music that will consist of only a piano.

What do you think?

As you Mac converts(People with common sense) are aware of, Apple released the latest model of the I Mac last Wednesday. I ordered for It straight away when it was put on their online store.

First off. They said it was not going to be shipped to the UK for another week because of anticipated high demand. So I happily waited for it to arrive, knowing that it would be worth while. Two days later, today, I was woken up by my brothers claiming my Mac had arrived. I wouldn't be disappointed if it hadn't, I expecting this claim to be a lie. I went down stairs to find three Boxes in the living room. Was it my Mac, my friends Mac, and my JBL speakers? Of course it was! It was an easy guess and as I eagerly opened it up like a kid would on Christmas day. We guessed right. It was, but it was awfully strange. We weren't expecting anything to arrive until withing the next few weeks. We didn't question it for long and eagerly began setting up.

First off, it was time to back up all of the programs I actually did need. Flash, I-tunes and Photoshop. All of the other programs could be downloaded for Mac easily. Once that was done, It was all plain sailing. I no longer needed the technical clutter that was a PC, so goodbye old friend (Crap, slow and dull as it was, this thing had been serving me and my whole family for more than 6 years.) We unplugged it all, shut it down, and put it on the hand-me-down list. Then, the usually daunting task of plugging our new computer in was easy - only 2 wires were coming out of the thing! And then we just needed to plug in all the additional components (Mouse, Keyboard, Speakers e.g.) to the Mac.

And it was done, nothing needed installing, nothing needed downloading (Unlike the two hour drag that PCs' take) I did the honors of turning it on for the first time. And the screen faded in along side the welcoming tune, We were granted by a Hollywood style video to introduce me. It quickly named the features of this animal and I spent only 5 minutes creating my login. Then, there it was. The Mac. The HD screen, encased in high quality glass, with an brushed aluminum frame and a shiny black bitten apple engraved, in its prime, ready to go. I toyed around with I-life 08 and imported my I-tunes. I downloaded aMSN (And no that was no typos, it is called aMSN) an MSN client for the mac, which was overall good, but not quite as good as the script filled MSN+ 8.0 that I was used to. I replaced Safari with Firefox. I haven't yet imported Flash, I will do though I am focusing on downloading my copy of VMware fusion (A program which lets you run Windows applications on an OSX running computer, which unfortunately will take up 2 hours of my time just installing XP onto it:(.

Good points

- Drastic improvements to I-life

- Incredibly thin keyboard

- Beautiful look

Bad Points

- Remote control doesn't magnetically dock to the frame like in the previous model

- aMSN isn't quite as good as the Windows ran MSN.

- Mouse can be faulty

All in all, I'd say that this is the future of computers. Windows is over, Vista sucks and XP has to get old some day. So All PC users: Throw away the scrap heap you call "Windows" and bring in Apple's big gun, OSX!

You'll never have to restart another computer again!

Overall- *****

By Sam Linge.

PS: Bill Gates has a small penis.

No matter how hard I try, I fail at Flash. It I Hate it. I know everything needed to create a [em]decent[/em] flash, but everytime I have a goo didea, it falls victim to my inability to finish it. I have made quite a few things that I know my friends would let through the portal, but those animations are the first few seconds of it, I wish there was some patience pill - although then nearly all of the 350 animations Newgrounds gets would be deserving of front page.

~Ds Sam